I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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