i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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