it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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