The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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