Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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