Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Randomize
