used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
well, you know. whores of a feather.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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