He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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