i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Randomize
