It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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