Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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