no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
