So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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