capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Randomize
