yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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