i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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