Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
He better not be in your backpack
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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