the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Randomize
