Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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