just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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