Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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