should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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