About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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