She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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