if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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