This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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