I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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