I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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