hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
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