i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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