the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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