what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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