Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
