Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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