Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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