he wants to bone in the snuggie
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Randomize
