just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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