i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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