Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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