I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I'm too high and old for this...
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Randomize
