he told me I talked like a deaf person
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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