Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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