Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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