I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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