so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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