Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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