At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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