if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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