Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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