It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
