Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
