just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
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